HOW TO: Fight A Drunk Person

Every one knows about "that guy" yeah its the drunk retard that cant handle his liquor and believes he can fight every one. He takes off his shirt when he feels threatened, and proceeds to raise his hands, shouting and cussing about. He may or may not hold his Molson Gold like a knife, maybe even throw it kind of near you. The point is, if he gets up on you what are you going to do? I say beat his ass.




















Drunk Man Is Coming At You:

This one is very simple. As the assailant comes at you, kick him in the stomach. If your dirty or weak and i don't recommend it as a man, kick him where it counts, "nuts anybody?" Point is you want him to bend over making a 90 degree angle. Grab the back of his head, and bring your knee up to his chin. Try to hit the chin at an angle because if you move it, it's lights out instantly. At this point leave the party, it's not cool to hang around.


Drunk Man Is In Your Face:

This one is a little more tricky because the assailant is already in arms length of you. The key here is to really watch his shoulders, not his face. When he goes to throw a punch, the shoulder will move long before the fist can make contact. Block the punch by moving into the assailant, and raising your arm that matches his punch. At this point your hands will naturally end up on his shoulders, pull in and head-butt him. Make sure you hit him with the front crown of your head, not your forehead. If you hit him with your forehead, its gonna hurt.

So there you go this is an easy way to protect your self from "that guy." Trust me i'm not a guy that loves to fight, but it will and does happen. So hey why not protect yourself. 9 out of 10 times, that drunk guy has been "that guy" before so he might deserve whats coming.